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This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Shouts to the FedEx Forum DJ for dropping The Gap Band right after Crowder hit that shot, too. Banger.

Have you met the quarterback?

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

Robbie Gould was 1/1 on FG and 6/6 on PAT. so weird.

‘Vindication’? I don’t think that’s the word.  Expiation?  No, that’s not it either.  Redemption?  Getting closer...

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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Well, at least one guy didn’t.

That last play where he tried to scramble out of the pocket and got blown up from behind for a fumble... Everyone saw that coming, right?

If it was anyone other than the Bears, it would be a non-story. Since it is the Bears, it’s the equivalent of Friday the 13th Part C, with a missed FG rising up from the dead to terrorize Nagy yet again. If only there was some way for a Bears fan to dress as the double doink for Halloween.

Counter:  Missed go-ahead kicks in the final seconds of games are indeed the reason why games are lost.  Because you see, if the kick had been made, they’d have won.

I foresee 6 new place kickers attempting 41 yarders in front of the entire team at the Bears’ practice on Tuesday...

Just wait for the next, and umpteenth, article that complains about VAR correctly overturning an illegal goal!

Gabe’s take on this is so bad it feels like he had money on the game.

Not to mention the apparent supposition that there’s virtually no way Kansas State could have either stopped OU from going 38 yards nor won in OT.

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.