“There was only one problem: People on the internet were absolutely convinced Bernie’s army fought everyone, even though it was really just a small minority of them. In those days, internet people didn’t realize that they weren’t the majority, and journalists went along with it because pretending whatever was on…

I love the image of baby boomers cowering in fear that someone might utter “OK” in their general direction. 

Wait Kevin McCarthy is supposed to be young there?

Gladwell, a hack? No way. I’ve spent over 10,000 hours studying his work, so I can assure you that I am an expert.

Hey, look who’s here to remind everyone that the death of Splinter isn’t *all* bad.

Splinter was a damn good website.

I really don’t care, do u?

Can you help explain "wasn't not sober"? The wording is really throwing me off. She was more affectionate while sober or while drunk?

I’m absolutely devastated we lost Deadspin, but I am here for this kind of coverage on Jezebel. Rugby men for the win! 

I’m crying from laughter. This is excellent.

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

“Stick to candy!”

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

So they used “sports to stick” it to the man?

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?