Tried it. Old school baked tofu is better

lock him up

Wait Bernie has incriminating essays?? Fuuuuck.....

I think I know how Logan Paul’s neighbors will be voting on his 12 /5 matchup

Ok boomers

You are now, in the Gladwellian sense, a Major Major Major Major expert.

How did that sentence come to be?

Thanks bruh

Freddie Bathrooms back for another week

‘My, you can’t impeach those baseball boys’ pants.’

Yup nicely cued there

Expiation 

Correct. Booed at big game > foreign asset. Every time.

The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd behind Heart?????

Is a Tacko a sandwich?

Great production and D from Whiteside. CJ only had 12 points. There’s the reason for the loss. Blazers need 20-25 from him. Rip City. I see you Greenwell.

And now people think he should regress for the glory of his own stat line because winning an MVP and missing the playoffs is somehow an equitable trade?

My fake football team had a player who didn’t do anything, and it’s what my whole career and life is! I’m mad!

It was only when the running back started guzzling Skittles he gave it away.

The Dolphins and Bengals will meet in Week 16, and they better flex that shit on Sunday Night Football.