“LeBron Recite NBA Games From Memory For Me, Coward”

“I am the future head of PR for the Astros.”

Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Since the Warriors are trash thanks to their crappy drafting the past few years and have ditched their roots in Oakland, I don’t have much to say about them getting their butts kicked.

So my comment is this: what’s up with the video quality/tone/framerate? It looks like footage from a rock band bio-doc from the 1970s.…

you poor bastards, at least there’s comfort in knowing it’ll all be over soon.

Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

And just like that, Devin Booker has earned another year of excuses for why the Suns are bad.

The guy they have now is ok, but the pure athleticism that Trubisky has that he has been aching to unleash, keeps me thinking that the Bears made the right move.  Sure, the other guys drafted have “better results” early on, but this is someone who’s gonna be around seemingly forever!

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

Tacko Tall

hiring an additional 400 employees dispersed among the chain’s 150 locations to battle the crowds

We are a well trained country of sheeple, aren’t we?

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

The thing I thought was the most egregious was Miami burned their timeouts at useless times to absolutely ensure the players would not have time to make a comeback. 

Then started him next week.