Sir, hands above your head.

Ergo genius.

Chris, Chris. Blank strap. In public we say blank strap.

Tisk tisk, shitty timing

Genius serial killer:

I also found out there’s no longer a Splinter in G/O Media.

Yeah don’t know where to turn for that voice right now. Sucks!

Yeah don’t know where to turn for that voice right now. Sucks!

This is awesome.

+1 troubled legacy

Jansen’s blown like every one of his Save chances down the stretch. Roberts had a bad choice and a worse one.

And..... it took all of 2 pitches for Braves fans to do the Chop

I just couldn’t be a sellout. I couldn’t be an enabler.

George Bush is a monster getting a free pass. He should be here not a Cowboys game.

Braves, Indians, Chiefs, Seminoles, Redskins. I can’t believe this is 2019.

Ooooooof learning today about the full extent of this Hitler guy’s heinous acts and boy he was a not such a good man. Was method acting as a Ostrich and had to go full head-in-sand for years, no newspapers, or TV, or Internet. Only now after moving on to a new role and having a chance to watch the History channel do I…

Does Kristi Toliver have the guts to wear that shirt again?

Yeah, gonna say I don’t think we need Bart O’Kavanaugh’s take on all this.

Maybe she’s a divisive figure?