What professional athlete could you outrun?

Well put! Silver’s got the thing they want! Tell them what you require for them to come get if they want it (a free society)! Or fuck off!

When you’re looking way up at the other two trainwrecks in your state, you’re truly fucked.

Adam Silver played the alien in Signs, right?

I thought with an impeachment inquiry these things couldn’t be withheld?

He was the President. President. You can be dumb and say, ‘We’re not doing the war.’ 

Whoa whoa whoa, Collins taking a principled stand....slow down there

Better idea for a Trump:

You asked for it, Rockets. Dame Dollar will oblige.

WILL SI BECOME A RICKETY DECENTRALIZED CONTENT MILL AS DETAILED BY LAURA WAGNER?

Week 6: Redskins vs. Dolphins.

That stuff with Schiff is so dumb. It was apparent from the get go Schiff was just translating Trumps mobspeak for everyone in case they coyldmt extract the real meaning.

Am I feeling how Don Jr. feels when he owns the libs? Give me more Gase schadenfreude.

At least he didn’t fumble.

But why hasn’t Kent State investigated the origins of Kent State’s investigation of Kent State? INVESTIGATE??

Thats called Baton Rouge sir

He kills my buzz every damn year

The fuck is wrong with Kershaw in October? You can set your watch to it.

Before Haskins was selected, ESPN reported that Washington’s coaching staff preferred a more experienced college player—like Duke’s Daniel Jones, who was selected sixth overall by the New York Giants—only to be overruled by owner Daniel Snyder.

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