Something tells me that was a conscious choice?

Would have voted Ron Desantis if he voted

‘Then I got really scared when I saw the owner beckon me into the massage room...’

Terracotta Tyrant has a certain ring to it...

• Petitions league for ninja headwear, hires Antonio Brown as counsel

The Jokic-Nurkic reunion we’ve all been craving

Are the sea bass ill-tempered?

The Dodgers should be worried about the Braves.

You’ll shoot your eye out. Then you definitely shouldn’t be reviewing the play.

‘Team Captain Vontaze Burfict came, he hit a guy in the head as hard as he could, and now he went.’

The man’s job is to receive and forward texts. Drinking may aid his productivity.

‘...nothing more than a stat-grabbing game manager...’

‘...nothing more than a stat-grabbing game manager...’

Referee: Captain Incognito, heads or tails?

On replay: holy shit that was vicious

Too much snaptok and tikchat

Michigan = Fraud. Rutgers does not count.

‘...as well as the possibility the Lakers might cobble together any kind of non-comedic frontcourt rotation—seem to be disappearing beneath a wave of crabmeat right now...’

Hook it to my veins

Exactly. Brown’s an All Pro. Belichik wants to just pick 11 construction workers off a random site, have em play both ways and still beat the Jets.