They barely know how to log in to Twitter. Also: Rudy Giuliani. 

Sharice Davids, Michelle Sherrill, Abigail Spanberger and all these no-position-whispering-into-The-Daily-podcast centrist cowards for whom the Muslim ban was fine, kids in cages was fine and the Mueller Report’s outline of crimes was fine, should be ashamed of themselves. Quit the self-congratulations. STFU.

The kids are not in cages...

Counterpoint: It was a good movie with a Moon Pirates and laser gun chase scene

The applause sounds like a PTA meeting. Oh my god that’s depressing.

Not sure if this is your big bad. Hope the special effects department is on their game.

It is still shocking. 

It is actually sickening. Fuck your electoral micro-calculations. Impeachment is your constitutional duty. From the very next podium on which you stand.

The Daniel Jones Era is Officially underway.

I know a South Florida WR fresh on the market who can dish out assaults like that. POTENTIAL SIGNING??

I think he made it exactly one Scaramucci!

What the hell is Pelosi doing here??? She won’t even hold Individual 1 in contempt for obstructing justice 8 times!

To L.A.!! And he’s from Palmdale!!!

Wow, seems mundane after I was so on board with Barry’s mauled-by-a-pack-of-rowdy-ferrets prediction.

He green lit Putin to start Phishing Biden’s emails.

Load Blown Down Under

Once Cam is gone they will be the Dolphins with Wes Welker at running back.

I can’t really think of another quarterback like him.

Rafi, thank you for your self-flagellation in providing this summary so I don’t have to wish death on myself. God’s work, sir.

‘See you in the Senate!’