As soon as I saw the column I wondered when he would get to the bedbugs. My jaw hit my keyboard when I saw how he got there.

Wow, Simone only did a double layout

These kids and they’re fucking record-setting launch angles. It won’t last!

What could be worse than a three hour debate between 8pm - 11pm where Biden will add 8 new parts to his confabulated soldier refusing medal story, you ask?

They trade for Tannehill. Kap does not get the call.

‘as Mr. Obama’s allies saw the movement...’

Brought to you by the artist monster who brought you Statue Melania:

Jansen be like

HamNo: Laser focused on gurt

Somewhere, Andrew Luck is

Oh my god I’m bracing myself with tequila for the next 36 hours of Trump Twitter and the media bullhorning Trump’s Twitter and Trump re-bullhorn Tweeting the fake news and 6,000 more Tweets about Omar. The abyss has no bottom. Have a great hump day everyone!

Good timing 1619 Project!

Because Mitch McConnell wouldn’t even allow a vote on Joey Garland’s nomination.

Check it out, Roth, the Phillies’ new Wet Guy:

Dear Mr. Crosbie,

Yeah, but you’re also loyal to a good bialy I bet....

Man they really better hope this year it’s FitzMagic...not FitzTragic. 

Are the worst cops (besides the ones who kill citizens) the ones who run the social media accounts?

This is the conundrum of our time.

Can Rob Manfred please step in and grant us the menage a trois NL East Wild Card Playoff of Mets vs. Harper vs. Strasburg we are all anticipating??