+1 bottle of Elmer’s

....also the coordinated child trafficking and sex abuse....

‘...before they come to the house, they call him and tell him they coming in at eight o’clock in the morning. It’s all corruption you know. It’s all bullshit.’

Kaepernick should be starting in Miami, Buffalo, or Washington right now.

Hero tackles would-be shooter:

Timmy from Somerville:

The best part is the huge applause when Bernie scorched him. 

Thank god he won’t besmirch the Deadcast with his deadass personality anymore

Dude FUCK Jake Tapper. Stick to shitty novels big dog.

To draw:

@girinathan way off the trail. Not even close.

Stuart Rothberg can get locked in a room with Chuck Todd for all I care.

Please no more Chuck Todd

Portlander here. Let me guess where these douchenozzles are from:

Uuniversity of Florida’s about to pick up a real winner. Let’s see him drop the n-word on campus and IMMEDIATELY catch hands. Although you hate (read: love) to see it.

/pushes glasses up nose/

‘They’ve committed to paying Wentz an average of $25.8 million across the next six seasons’

Off camera: ‘Mr. President, Mr. President, comments on Chairman Kim Jong Un’s recent murders??’

Wow how many IPads must the Reds GM have on his desk?

Folks: This is coming from an avowed Wizards fan! Do not believe a word.