Short limb my friend. He was DEFINITELY one of the two. Judging by body type he's the one in blackface.

Time out. The simple fact of that photo’s existence right under his name is enough to start the process of removal from office.

Melania hasn’t seen those shrivels since how old is Barron plus nine months?

Wholey shit!!!!

I’m a frayed knot.

Because they’re perma-BUTT!!

Do you guys ever work on subject/verb agreement, or does knowledge of this grammatical concept preclude employment at GMG?

Hope the waterboy in Dallas is ready for this shit!!

Boucher called the attack “two minutes of my life I wish I could take back.”

Also it's not Starbucks!!

Lonzo’s camp:

Can we build Wall around flyover country (and florida)??

‘Yo P.J. gotta know the situation my dude.’

Close: Sing Sing

These Conservative golems whose use emojis around their fake ass, quotes, ‘may be I can’t twerk [laugh-cry emoji]’.

Get ready to puke it up (if you haven't already) everyone:

Tlaib is a fighter, legit

It’s a product of the churn and burn assignment of running backs now that no one besides the top touches/per/game-tier-backs, also basically treated as a replaceable commodity in the nfl now anyways, can even appear to be a top-caliber back, thus never ‘meriting’ top-tier pay. The stats will never be there!! Not with 8…

They rock!! Sort of, I dont really know. I can never hear them with full clarity. Their sound is always so muddied, or...vague....

More parenthetical love needed here