If ‘Chevy Guy’ says anything about MLK I’ll jump through the got-damn tv and dog walk his ass

Yeah, definitely a douche who likes to shoot shit.

So great. Was watching with parents, said Mom, watch the walrus guy, he will mismanage clock, no question. Dad nods ascent. Dad and son appeared as genius team. Until fancy dog ripped off helmet in celebration and we turned the damn tv off.

Aikman and Buck can fall into a lightless pit

Dennis, did you know Taysom Hill is a Mormon missionary who loves America and is a military police officer in his free time when he’s not beating J.J. Watt to the weight room at 3am and who is a swiss army knife type Hback who went to BYU?? Did you know that?

Cormier told CNN’s Brian Stelter, host of Reliable Sources. Sources Whose Information Is Likely To Be Borne Out, But Might Have Been Vaguely Inaccurate

Yes, pairs well with the loaf of bread I am drinking

Guinness, it does a body good??

Counterpoint: Vote.

I got you

Denzel Valentine fell off right? Thought he might go big.

Please die and be replaced already.

Nick Martin’s ‘beat’ is basically whine about the Warren DNA test. And yes, correct, Bernie gave the harassment ok; its part of his platform, actually, did you know??

/touches pointer finger to nose tip signaling, yes, precisely, Drew got sloshed and X happened/

The Bulls are the rakes of course:

I see an oil drum fire casting a sinister but campily absurd glow over this apocryphal  knife-duel-for-expired-cocktail-onions.

From Roy Cohn on his death bed: ‘Donald Trump pisses ice water.' There is no one home my friend.

‘It’s important to note that, while Kouprianova isn’t innocent—she wrote for many of the same publications as Spencer, and shared many of his views...’

Tell Me Again Why Kyler Murray Would Ever Want To Play Baseball?