8-6. Interesting: Altuve’s Joe-West-Vetoed / fan-interfered homer was a two run shot. Delicious.

Gabe you have scored more points with me for the headline than the Knicks will score all year.

Way to give up that Wafer thin lead D. Mountain

/Exhale/. Thanks I needed that

Sure why not

“My goal is to be a great justice, for all Americans, and for all of America,” Kavanaugh said, before group sexting Tobin, and PJ, and Squiiiiiiish: Lol luv u bros.

/Susan Collins voice/ Fuck this yatch

Somg That Makes Me Want To Run Through A Brick Wall...

/Susan Collins’ voice/ FUCK SUSAN COLLINS

we’re loud, obnoxious drunks with prolific pukers among us.

This would cause much consternation but I mean Kavanaugh busted his butt right?

Needs way more love here

/follows instructions/

So...totally based on first hand accounts from freshman college roommate James Roche, classmate Deborah Ramirez, published writing of high school classmate and friend one Mr. Judge, Christine Blasey Ford herself:

Pictured: Michael Avenatti

Doesn’t Susan Collins punish the world enough by just speaking with that voice?

The fucking President! A treasonous facist! Holy shit, where am I?

Terrible advice.