Just part of the pageantry! Play on!

the Cincinnati Reds now belong to Christian Yelich...

The only way to justify this $13 charge is if that line of salt isn’t actually salt, you know.

[Picture below: Collins grilling Merrick Garland Neil Gorsuch.]

McDermott on Vontae Davis  Lue on Lebron James: “He pulled himself out of the game. He told us he was done.”

Chris. Thank you for kicking off my weekend with the Nellie Kush. Damnit i love this.

...this season television cameras will capture Bill Belichick looking like he’s passing a kidney stone the size of Rex Burkhead while his team is up by four scores.

You’re so right (read: wrong)!

Trump has taken money from Putin, and Mueller knows it. Get ready folks

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

FUCK THIS TWO-FACED HOOAH

FUCK THIS ASSHOLE - Is there any possible obstructive recourse to this sham appointment, fuck fuck fuck?! Midterms?

This rocks

Evan Turner just yawned.

This is solid

Base + Senate Republicans = Immovable Object

Aalways be shipping [the best players out]

Correct, low bar in play.

more stars for you if i could

And a lot more ambien-psilocybin cocktails