+1 immediate Google search

Nate Silver, everyone:

He’s saying he’s the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time), stroking his billy goat’s beard. Get it? Pretty cool, right?

Jeff Flake can fuck right off to a tent in the desert

Quit stalin and take yours.

In Russia, tournament plays you

He’s always had a thing that white girl, amirite?

Book it. Denver’s a major airport. Lebron Sr. can be on a flight tonight.

Right. Maintaining journalistic standards in this morass, is not carrying water. More just professionalism of the 4th estate. I get the horror going on. I am horrified. But as the paper of record the ethical stuff still matters if you are the last bastion.

Hello is an audio tape of Susan Collins’ voice blandly defending hideous policies on loop.

Collins can fuck right off!!

Me Neither! Love the result. Not. Darkly. Depressing.

‘I am scorer, Stan!’ 

Thank you for this evidence we all knew existed!! Lebron to Denver: It’s all so obvious now!!

Report: Bronny James Seen Trading In Surfboard For Snowboard

Please please please

If you close your eyes it sounds like random bar scene in a Scorsese movie.

Chris, was the drive home from the party one of the most dreadfully masterful sequences you have seen in film? I kept wondering why he was not doing anything. But then you find out.