Buy your maple leaf t shirt now my friend

More stars here please

Get this dude some stars. This is why I came here

Has no one on here heard Colbert sing before? The guy has legit pipes.

‘For the time being, at least, it appears that the majors have shut him out.’

while the FLOTUS did tweet photos of herself from the event, they’re distant and a little blurry, and it’s probably her, but who knows!

David Duke does not Freek - a - Leek.

Sadler’s purported replacement:

Notice I didn’t say Brady went.

Report: Trump Shuns Eagles, Invites Brady Instead

Thought expwriment: How Jezebel would feel with a switch or two:

Was hoping you’d file to: THIS IS SO STUPID

‘...the ball meandered through the infield with all the urgency of an old Basset Hound...’

Objectively: It’s not like the CIA ever worked for the people. She’s a spook to lead spooks

threatened to send them to the cat Gulag.

I know. Jorge, can they extend you an Extra Memorial Day?

Ah, the halcyon SanMo High days. Here’s Miller before Prom, where the Latinos were allowed:

This is the correct take.

The Mark Jackson / JVG combo is 48 minutes of hell