Vodka and whatever soda does not count. I dont know why anyone is listing that. Those are just tasty not sad hard sodas.

Sadly i think he might be referring to whatever this is:

If whatever your referring to includes literal serial licking of opponents, you can see yourself out

Wait didnt homeboy win one or more National Championships? Whys he so mad/deranged?

Homers are dope. But once you start writing for Deadspin you have to REVERE them, pray to them, elevate them to some deviantly fetishistic Rex-Ryan-foot-obsessed pedestal. 70% of your summer bylines are linked to huge dongs, and the stroking of large dongs. The hive-mind is real, and S. Cooke, you bear this out to…

When does this thing come to a head? Midterm o’clock? Will it just keep going? Can’t wait either way.

Ho ho, now we are cooking with gas, yall

Also on May 17th: https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/world-hypertension-day/

SOLID three and d guy. He hit that ballsy-ass three to tie the game at 103 too. So clutch factor is high with this man.

Pete Davidson’s first funny sketch in his whole SNL tenure. Good job man. You did it.

+1 evening out to a selfie on my bed

Went back and watched Valančiūnas’ reactions. Alternately exasperated and dead inside. Amazing.

I was laughing so hard by the end! Holy shit. That is truly great stuff.

Also, has this guy actually ever MADE any music?

If you thought the theme was Cinco de Mayo celebration, think again. Party theme: Wall.

+1 Happy Valley

Me llamo Kris. Juego baloncesto. Donde la discoteca? Tengo sed :))