(Sample lyrics: no one tells the President how to dress / no one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.)

Something something something but what about the one with the smoky eyes?

“Add a ‘C’ to Raptors, and now we’re talkin’...”

+1 oval office photo op

Bellinger is going as hard in that clip as batters do for 80% of MLB doubles. Roberts is just having that crushing of the managerial soul that accompanies an invigorating WS visit followed by an AL-ass-kicking of WS loss, followed by a shitty Spring of more losses. He’s got to vent the disappointment somehow.

Distict possibility.

Avid Deadspin reader, reader of Griffin brothers’ success stories and twin here. I am so happy for Shaq and Shaq. So happy. Conquer it guys!

Dang. Just every facet of his life shitbaggery.

The smell of cat piss scented with juniper, sir!

Hows that sabbatical going?

Stop. Just stop. THAT conversation STARTS when Harper wins a World Series. [Sees self out at absurdity of that thought. Harper? WS? Win? Ok.

Finally. A concrete step toward justice against a living monster.

Your #1 High Character Pick (seriously is the NFL trolling the shit of all fans?):

Maybe they just need to be challenged? I mean Clarkson alone is putting up like 4-pts/0-asst/0-rbnds/4TOs a night.

Fall 2018 SAT, Reading Section [Question 7, Answer 7]

There’s an 83% psych-profile cross-ref match with NFL assistant coaches and serial killers. Kindered spirits, my friends.

It’s April big dog. I’ll tune in oh say when we reach 120 games to go. Tough to get all lathered up bout it ATM.

I’ll tune. Guess things r lookin up for Phils

I think by August he’ll be free to take in as many minor league games as he wants