YAYYY  BISMUTH IS BACK!!  (PS Kinja sucks)

Ha! My kids and I have been saying “Back to BISMUTH” all week long and it’s the only catchphrase they didn’t use. Do love seeing her again!

... is no one gonna do it? Do I have to do it?

At the end of the day she was fighting to free people she saw herself as responsible for from facism and protecting another from genocide. She’s far, far from perfect but the fandom seems a little too ready to completely villify her or even call her the main villain considering what she prevented and what she was…

That theory makes absolutely no sense, given that Pink didn’t know that different types of gems could fuse, and that the White Diamond is still part of the insignia after Pink is “shattered”.

Great start to the bomb! Saphire just changing gears after a little story time was unexpected, but hey. It was cool seeing events we all know and have seen again but through the eyes and views of Pearl unleashed. I also like the symetry of Pink/Rose discovering Earth just like Ruby and Saphire did.

Except one part of the speech was NOT ripped to shreds -- the Diamonds’ attack, because Garnet was there. White Diamond can’t be a fusion, not only because Yellow’s & Blue’s hands were alongside her own, but also because they were attacking Rose after “shattering” Pink.

God, Mom(s)! I just wanna preserve all life on Earth!! Get off my back!!

WONDER TWIN LESBIAN SPACE ROCK POWERS..... ACTIVATE!!!!

I don’t know about “off the hook,” exactly. Maybe it’s more like allowing themselves to see her as a person, rather than a paragon.

Didn’t we see White diamond’s hand along with Blue and Yellow when they sent the beam to destroy the Crystal Gems?

Pink Diamond aka “I just want to go out with my friend just for tonight!”

Okay, so I’ll just start by saying that there were some moments when Pearl was...displaying...her emotional fondness for Pink Diamond that felt downright erotic to me. The way DMH acted her automatic subservient responses got more and more packed with honest faith and hopeful intensity. It was an undeniable…

God dammit. Take your star.

And of course the best sketch was one cut for time.
Seriously, I wish more alternative bands had rap features like Nicki with the Haim parody. Closest I can think of is that sweet Parquet Courts song with Bun B.

(Copy and pasting what I wrote at The Avocado. Uh, it’s a lot)

Oh my god, I was wrong
It was Pink all along

I mean it would be a hi-larious twist though.

“I loved your mother Steven, but she could be kind of an asshole sometimes.”

*SCREAMING*********