Um, Gizmodo people? You’re gonna want to look at this...

I got flagged for posting a link where the thumbnail was a shirtless picture of Alex Jones. “Porn only” my ass...

That’s in addition to the NRA-funded “Vote for (insert Republican here) or you are LITERALLY GOING TO BE MURDERED IN YOUR CAR.”

They’re still hiring boarders. Thats got to be a good sign.

Steven Universe takes the lead in my heart of hearts and Adventure Time is just a squeak behind Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast as far as its overall impact on Cartoon Network. While AT was a generation-defining program as far as CN’s home-grown product goes, SG:C2C was not only the first CN original but they had to create…

So the world gets saved by BMO singing a Rebecca Sugar song. Thank you for leaving me with a world I kinda wish I was in right now, Adventure Time crew.

If the big bad in this one turns out to be Adult Swim’s Mike Lazzo, then I’m suing CN for scanning my dreams.

Even if family bonds do change the dynamic between the Diamonds and Steven, there are some decidedly non-cuddly directions they could go from there. The one I’m rooting for is the Diamonds fixing their rides, Blue snatching her little potato nephew, and suddenly we’ve got an interstellar Amber Alert on our hands.

Tomorrow night’s episode is a full half-hour. Hopefully, that’ll take the sting out of it a little.

Whoops, I may have misspoken, because I didn’t mean to imply they actually let her off the hook. What I fumbled trying to say was that they just dropped a whole new set of baggage on Rose/PD after a lot of fans spent the past few years worrying that they were about to hand Rose/Steven a “get out of Diamond jail free”…

You could argue that she was a direct witness to the part on the ground. But the stuff in the sky? Not so much.

One of the fun parts about having the rug so thoroughly pulled out from under us is that Garnet’s recruiting speech to the Off-Colors (and all the imagery surrounding it) basically got ripped to shreds.

We wanted more Ruby and Sapphire, but noooooooo, not like this...

I want to believe that they can pull this off, and have a deep belief that the Crewniverse is capable of doing it. Having said that: IF PEARL DOESN’T HAVE AGENCY, WE RIOT.

Didn’t know this story. DO NOT WANT THIS STORY.

This was the weekend that I found out Pluto TV replaced their Fear Factor channel with 24/7 Wipeout. Weirdly enough, the US version is nowhere to be found (yet), but instead they’re using the ones from the UK, Canada, and Australia. So no John Henson, but a heroic dose of Richard Hammond. It’s a great stream to run in…

Being into SNL for the long term is like being a pro wrestling fan. There are weeks, and occasionally whole seasons, where you start questioning your decisions in entertainment choices, if it’s just inertia that carries you through. But occasionally they throw you a segment that reminds you why you gave a damn in the…

So, for those of you not hip deep in the online fandom, next week’s episodes have not been released to the CN app ahead of the airdate (at least not yet). This is the third time they’ve held back episodes from the early release cycle since the beginning of last year. The first time they did it, Lars died on an alien…

Yes, we are. Your statement is duly noted.

The thing you’ve got to understand about the current Nancy outrage is that Guy Gilchrist took over a legacy strip and transformed it into a baby boomer/post-boomer wankfest...and not just because he upped Aunt Fritzi’s cup size. I mean, there was a week-long fantasyland “story” that was an excuse to stuff every panel…