Fun fact: USB XBox controllers are auto-recognized by Win10 now. You’re still not on the couch yet, but it’s something.

If you do what I did and bought an installation key off of MS through Amazon (because that’s where my gift card money was), you enter that in through the XBox app, which validates it and loads up the Win10 store for the PC install. So with that many steps, a breakdown somewhere was inevitable.

The pictures are what they are, but the interview itself felt like the writer was stretching to fill column space.

The thing that really bugs me about the Trump cold opens is a staging tendency to awkwardly line everybody up in front of the Oval Office desk to deliver the lines. I don’t think it happens every time, but it’s definitely happened a few too many.

Monty left his mark on a lot of artists, didn’t he?

I assume Sean’s referring to the mouse in his pocket.

Another sad victim of sudden offspring disappearance syndrome, colloquially known as Chuck Cunningham Disease (because saying “She came down with a bad case of the SODS” provokes inappropriate laughter in some countries).

So the 2017 version of the Make Room For Daddy “Mommy’s gone to heaven” moment is “Bills, bills, she’s dead, by the way.” Delightful.

Knees, elbows, sometimes jawbones.

Cesaro left a piece of himself in that arena tonight. Maybe two.

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Let’s see, they’ve got Exalted Cyclops, Grand Giant, Grand Dragon, and Grand Wizard, and I couldn’t make it to the list of deprecated lower offices without bursting into uncontrollable laughter, keeping in mind that these titles were applied to real people with deeply unpleasant intentions.

Team Benny got dropped by General Foods in 1944. Because of rationing, they were already selling all the Jello and Grape Nuts Flakes they could produce.

The interesting part about Jack Benny’s presence in the comedy exodus is that it probably could’ve been avoided. The problem (or at least one of them) was that NBC sent a guy named John Cahill as part of their negotiating team to keep Jack on board. Cahill was the prosecutor in a 1938 smuggling case in which Benny,…

It’s an honest mistake. You never forget your first complete vertical bowel integration.

I managed to screw up the AVC legacy/Kinja account merger with pretty much the same results you’re describing, but my Kinja user name is connected with one of my social media accounts as a login credential, so when I tried to couple that same social media account with the new-old AVC account, it figured out that I was…

You have helped me move out of the greyborhood tonight, and for that, you have my gratitude. Possibly even my graytitiude.

We’ve traced the deals, and they’re coming from INSIDE THE KINJA.

Am I not gray anymore?

2017 has been a bizarre year for CN scheduling unless you’re really into Teen Titans Go.