Spent Saturday afternoon watching coverage of the Juggalo rally dwarfing the “Mother of All Rallies”, both in crowd size and clarity of focus. Today was a big ol’ nothingburger until the AV Club reminded me that there was an hour of (otherwise unpromoted) new Adventure Time episodes.
But what about her E-flats?
Did we really need nipple mustaches, Nintendo?
DO YOU SEE NOW THAT THE BEING KNOWN AS TED CRUZ IS A HU-MAN?
If you want an amiable doofus in your let’s-play life but can’t deal with Felix’s baggage anymore? Markiplier’s right there, buddy.
Everything involving Arpaio (up to and especially including the presidential pardon) is a litmus test to see whether the people who take a hard line about the rule of law believe that equally when it applies to someone they like. Which is why Trump letting him off the hook before sentencing is kind of a big deal, even…
But what would that be?
From one who just tried: As of this article’s posting date, the big three credit agencies are getting hammered online, so if you feel safe enough to hold off for a few days on checking your free report...well, let’s just say you’re probably gonna have to.
The problem in this case is that your password is your Social Security number, and changing that is a little bit difficult.
In a decision vaguely inspired by the Kinjapocalypse, I decided to finally catch up on Bojack Horseman and really give myself something to be depressed about.
It’s the same clarity of thought that caused Warner Bros. producer Eddie Selzer to ask, “What in the Hell does all of this laughter have to do with the making of animated cartoons?”
She was the one who said, “I’m a millennial, so I don’t like labels,” wasn’t she?
Between you, me and the greys, I’d rather know how Tucker’s numbers are doing now that he’s in O’Reilly’s time slot.
Okay, I’m kind of baffled here. Hour three of Today is usually where hard news punches out for the day and the fluffy celeb gossip and lifestyle pieces take over. Is that what Kelly’s taking over, or is she going to remake the hour and give us whiplash transitioning into to the mid-morning alcoholics?
Well yeah, that too, but as I keep finding out, those aren’t mutually exclusive choices.
Five Adult Swims could fit inside the viewership footprint of the GoT season closer. So you’re bound to have a few who don’t get it.
On the other hand, something deeply unpleasant happened in Muppetland to create this situation, and I will never, ever get used to that.
Because 16 million people watched the GoT season finale while the new season of Rick and Morty hasn’t gone stronger than 3 million so far (which is pretty damn big for AS, unless somebody’s got a better example). Obviously there’s some crossover, but I’m guessing not enough to take the curse off.
Twitter kills a lot of things that you might need later.
So to summarize, Trump, a guy who campaigned on his ability to watch “all the shows”, has no idea how the American political news cycle works. Or good taste, but we already knew that.
