Look for the helpers. That's really all you can do to keep sane.

Piers Morgan was bad enough, but Piers Morgan replacing Larry King was unforgivable.

There are some tabloids that would like to have a word with you.

If it helps, in context, the penguins were there just to help everybody chill out as the credits rolled.

Two words for you:
Check again.

And we actually know when the show's coming back this time. THEY HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT US!

Amethyst had a human skull in her room. It had to be attached to a pair of lungs at some point.

There's an Elements review around here somewhere. It's just not in the same place as the series for some reason.

The one question that nobody's asking: How many times has Our Hero been in that airless bag of holding in his pet's mane and he never thinks to bring along an air tank?

Wow, not only did they drop the payload the second the story about their little scheme started getting traction in the press, but they still have to deal with extortion and some other IP theft charges. Genius with a capital J.

Carson Daly turned out okay once he stopped trying to do Letterman in a half hour.

Mark my words, in the next few weeks somebody will come forward on the Mandela Effect subreddit with a story about how they remember that Tina Fey's Update co-anchor was a coat rack wearing a wig, until Amy Poehler begged her to stop.

Spambot, give me rocket #9…

"Bad guy in Dumbo." So Michael Keaton plays an overpowering lack of self-confidence. Gotcha

Mark my words, this time next year she's gonna be in jorts. That's the power of Cena.

Adult Swim always wins at April Fools.

"Teen Titans Go! is still on and it’s still great."

I was close to complaining about no Steven Universe in the S's, but damn, that was a strong letter to compete in.

It just dawned on me: If Navy is concentrated evil, does that mean there's hope for Eyeballdemption?

Seriously, Charlyne didn't even change her inflection when things started going south and the character (or our perception of the character) did a complete 180 anyway. It was just amazing.