I often wonder what would happen if they hired on some creative personnel who are familiar with Mexican film culture and used that as the launching point for a Speedy revival instead of the Hollywood version of the country. And then I read that Eugenio Derbez was involved and wondered if he was thinking the same thing.

Pieces like these are an investment in the future, based on the idea that a lot of people outside of the hyper-political bubble haven't really made up their minds yet.

One of the most jarring things about this whole season is that the dude doesn't even use dog whistles. He speaks fluent dog with a perfect accent.

*pours gasoline can over head, strikes match while weeping uncontrollably*

What kind of monster are you?
(And yes, I agree.)

At the risk of being that guy, if it wasn't for Sha-Na-Na we'd be talking about a campy beatnik musical right now.

Hey buddy, I'm not asking to replace your dad. I'm just asking to bone your mom. Again and again and again.

Yeah, seriously. It took Jon Stewart years to become an essential destroyer of worlds. This is another WE WANT OUR OLD DAD BACK! column.

Once more for good luck:
GATITO PIENSA EN NADA MÁS QUE UN ASESINATO DURANTE TODO EL DÍA

You misspelled "churros".

I'm rooting for a 100 Episodes on Chavo Del Ocho.

GATITO PIENSA EN NADA MÁS QUE UN ASESINATO DURANTE TODO EL DÍA

Not a knock on Taran, but Ted Cruz feels like such a Mirror, Mirror version of Tim Calhoun that it feels like leaving money on the table to not have Will Forte trying him on for size.

Unless I'm reading this wrong, there's still going to be an English-language AlJaz, the one the rest of the world gets. Maybe we'll get a stream of that?

"Former wrestling impresario".
Oh boy, the TNA Impact people are going to love reading that.

This was Bowie's last public music until 2013. If he had never come back for The Next Day, this would've been the button for his whole career.

Wait until you get to the "Hhh"s. It's a heavy breathing supercut.

Manos. My pop culture weekend was the BluRay of Manos.

We went through this with Dana Carvey during the Bush 41/Clinton/Perot three-way. One of them's going to be a pre-record. There's precedent, dammit!

Something that's never been said about a SNL segment…EVER: There's a Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese ad that did the same Star Wars joke in a fraction of the time AND implied that obsessive collectors may eventually procreate. Also, there's mac 'n' cheese in it.