I just found my summer jam.

The phrase you're looking for is "vanilla midget". Coined back in the day by Kevin Nash, who still thinks that the main event should only be reserved for people as big as…well, Kevin Nash. Or as he said to Grantland a few years ago, "I'm sorry, man. Are you going to watch a porno movie with a guy with a three-inch…

For those of you who don't know, Ultra Q is Ultraman meets the Twilight Zone. So have fun with that.

The Goldbergs: A legendary radio series from the dawn of broadcasting created by Gertrude Berg? Or a Wendi McClendon-Covey/Jeff Garlin vehicle created by Adam Goldberg, but not the Adam Goldberg that's on the Jim Gaffigan Show? Y'see? It's a two-for-one sale!

Metropolis, Buster Keaton's The Blacksmith, and now this. Great time to be alive and into old films.

For maximum effect, drop the original Youtube video on your Facebook feed and see how long it takes for somebody to rise to the bait and give it a like. Call it a trust exercise

Wait, I do know one thing: You don't have to be a farm kid to know a braying jackass when you hear one.

It didn't dawn on me until the "he's not doing The Apprentice this year" part that HE REALLY MEANS IT THIS TIME.

Don't be ridiculous! MTV's too busy pretending it doesn't have a history!

I've crashed the Chromecast every time I tried pushing the stream to it from the Android CC app, so signes would point to no.

Beginning Friday at noon, watch Jon Stewart wither before your eyes!

"Was I the only one that thought the Lesnar apology stuff was kind of goofy?"

For those of you just coming in, don't take Stegrelo's reply as meaning that Romney isn't a massive tool in other very important ways. Or that he's anything approaching electable on the national level.

Sorry, but I'm not buying the everything-everywhere-forever cloud-based wonderland. You don't really own something if you can't dump it in a secondhand store.

For what it's worth, the "charming theme sung by Colbert" was from The Dick Cavett Show. If that's the type of old-school TV detail you spot on the first pass, you're already subscribed.

A fast food joint that employs high school age kids selling alcohol. Hmmmm…
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Nope. Can't see any complications.

Outstanding, but you kind of wish she'd warned them in advance.

I'll fight anyone in the room over this: the Rockabye Baby! version of Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box" is the last sound you hear before the haunted toys come for you.

It's really an interesting situation that the American network that just shut down its signature comedy night is the one taking a crack at Red Nose Day.

"On the plus side, most of the commentary from JBL and Booker T is unintelligible at this point, which does a world of wonder for preventing them from decreasing the value of other matches and the product at times."