For what it's worth, the "charming theme sung by Colbert" was from The Dick Cavett Show. If that's the type of old-school TV detail you spot on the first pass, you're already subscribed.

A fast food joint that employs high school age kids selling alcohol. Hmmmm…
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Nope. Can't see any complications.

Outstanding, but you kind of wish she'd warned them in advance.

I'll fight anyone in the room over this: the Rockabye Baby! version of Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box" is the last sound you hear before the haunted toys come for you.

It's really an interesting situation that the American network that just shut down its signature comedy night is the one taking a crack at Red Nose Day.

"On the plus side, most of the commentary from JBL and Booker T is unintelligible at this point, which does a world of wonder for preventing them from decreasing the value of other matches and the product at times."

Really. REALLY.

If that's what he was going for, I think his "prom king" metaphor got in the way…massively.

I can't help but wonder if a key part of it was how much smoke the pop culture press can blow up one man's ass before he starts belching smoke rings. That he wasn't just a comedian, like he kept insisting over and over, but THE Comedian. The Only Comedian of Record. That probably makes Bill Maher a little cranky.

The first rule that the Internet forgets: Some things just aren't for us. Or just "you", depending on whether it's for me or not.

At the risk of saying this on every web site where I find this story:

Thanks to my cable company's reshuffling of the deck, not everybody has C-SPAN anymore.

Heston was a better Supreme Being when he was dressing down Oral Roberts on Saturday Night Live.

Your statement has been duly noted, Brain In A Jar.

Between her boisterous entrance music and (presumably) the sexual predator database, she's a little bit easier to track.

You still have C-SPAN….

I don't think you all realize the implications of this announcement.

Twitter makes EVERYBODY a colossal ass. That's why you have to do colossal ass covering.

They had just barely started teasing what you're talking about when the Ferguson protests heated up, and you could make an argument that it would've looked like a unforgivably cynical cash-in on violent civil unrest (instead of the running-off-at-the-mouth-forever civil unrest represented by Zeb Coulter) if they had…

"According to Wikipedia, “Stevie Richards” apparently beat both Shawn Michaels and Triple H for the World Heavyweight Title."