They need to do Kids React To 8-Track Players as a follow-up, and they need to do it with the Panasonic Dynamite.

Lazy kids. In MY day, you had to watch the Tonight Show for that.

Patton Oswalt beat us both to the draw. https://twitter.com/pattono…

I have also heard Young Earthers/creationists claim there were dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden. Y'know, doing the "scientific" thing of taking contradictory evidence and trying to jam it into the theory you started with.

That's one of the things that drives me nuts about how this entire argument has always been framed. It's not science vs. religion, it's science vs. a particularly inflexible collection of Fundamentalist doctrine that a group of hard-cases are trying to jam into a SCIENCE~~!!! bottle.

I really wish this was the type religious-oriented talkback we were getting in the popular press and not another round of "wrestling with creationism".

**Crosses fingers for Inside the Silverman Bunker.**

102 JAMZ in Greensboro NC had what they called a "Jamz Machine", which was the opening of Guy’s “Teddy’s Jam” used as a come-and-get-it bell for their on-air contests. One day in the spring of 1992, the Jamz Machine "malfunctioned" and the only thing you heard on the station for the next 48 hours was an endless loop…

What, no Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show reminder?

The only thing really pop-culturey I did was watching the Grammy tribute to the Beatles, and then popping in the DVD of their first Ed Sullivan appearance. Putting their appearance into the context of the full show is incredibly bracing the first time you actually do it; a friend of mine said you can almost see the…

First they came after the lyrics, and I did not speak out, because I was more into tab sites…then they came for the tab sites, and I was indifferent because I just torrented this sweet-ass fake book…

"Scuola di samba" by Benedetto Ghiglia: http://open.spotify.com/tra…

Yes, Keith and the Girl has always had that kind of fan base.

Hell no, because Bea Arthur's family would never let me live it down.
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Dammit. DAMMIT.

While everybody was losing their shit over Phil Robertson this week, I totally missed the story of the SantaCon Santa who got an old-fashioned in a New York City department store. I also missed a drunken SIX SANTA BRAWL. Come on, news people, priorities.

You've got a point there, but just for that I'm not telling you about the other time.

The key phrase here is "rooted for".

This is one of the few times I've seen a eulogy and rooted for cause of death to be auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Family Guy died to me the moment I realized I couldn't hear the "Cool hWip" gag anymore after watching one too many repeats. That son-of-a-bitch Seth MacFarlane broke my brain.

We had an occasional all-school movie day in junior high, usually very cozy Disney fare (although I'm pretty sure they slipped Something Wicked This Way Comes in there), but one time they loaded up The Posideon Adventure. I think it was at the point where Stella Stevens said "For Christ's sake! I know what to do with…