Any time after two, Joe. Love ta have ya.  Love ta have ya.

Are we assuming that your hypothetical guy pays every single cent he owes without  using deductions, shelters, or other dodges contributed by his accountants? Because if so, that's a dirt-stupid millionaire you're championing. That or a guy who's too honest to actually exist.

"Next time on A Very Special Episode: Dragnet, “The Christmas Story”". I know you mean the one that sometimes goes by the title "The Big Little Jesus," but I'm hoping you at least mention ".22 Rifle For Christmas". Now that's a very special episode.

And let's not forget What Have We Learned, Charlie Brown?, a combo Memorial Day/D-Day commemoration which has to be neck and neck with the leukemia special as the ultimate Schulzian downer.

"Isn’t this kind of the red-headed stepchild of the Charlie Brown specials?" Obviously you don't  remember It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown.  You and several million others.

More to the point:  “This is clearly a form of bias on the part of the Hollywood entertainment elite. This wouldn't be tolerated if this was Michelle Obama. It shouldn't be tolerated if it's a conservative woman either.”

It shows the uncommon level of professionalism of everybody involved with that distributor (and probably the level of their negotiation skills) that "Fuck Spotify" is part of their official statement. Stay classy, STHoldings.

It's a damn shame that violent men who control women through mental and physical cruelty do exist, or else we'd be able to shrug the whole thing off. Pretending that fiction doesn't have real-world consequences isn't the best thing in the world to introduce into this conversation.

As much as I loved this episode, I could've gone a lifetime without seeing Jeff Goldblum's O face. As hilarious as it was.

Yeah, she misspelled Wuthering Heights there.

So if you lost your house or your job, stop whining because THE TERRORISTS THE TERRORISTS THE TERRORISTS!  Giuliani/Miller 2012

Over hyar… http://www.avclub.com/artic…

There's definitely some good in the current product, but dammit, I was promised a Summer of CM Punk and instead we're getting the Fall of HHH and Lauranaitis.

The Muppets are shilling their new movie by mob-hosting WWE Raw (9 ET). The wrestling world wonders: Which Muppet will beat in-the-doghouse wrestler John Morrison tonight? Odds-on favorites: Beaker or Bobby Benson's Baby Band.

Let's not forget the original radio version, with Orson Welles doing his Orson Welles thing as the driver. (somewhere near the beginning of this ridiculously massive collection: http://www.archive.org/deta… )

At this writing, Hastings is answering some of the Facebook-linked talkback. I guess we'll see how long THAT lasts, too.

A lot of media people have positioned this story as one more nail in the coffin for dead-tree books, but really, Borders made a lot of big, stupid mistakes over the past decade, and ignoring the e-book market might not have even been the biggest one. Hell, they let Amazon run their online bookstore for SEVEN YEARS and…

Amazingly, King Features is still producing a Katzenjammer Kids Sunday strip.  Those little bastards are unkillable, like cockroaches.

A little bit surprised…
…that nobody's called this film on the WAY they chose to force Eisenberg's character to rob the bank, which actually happened in real life and the victim died in a nasty way when he didn't make his deadline. Pretty grim and gruesome stuff to turn into a summer comedy, and the guy's family is…

Before you make another post like that,use a little sense, and maybe sensibility…