@Trekinosis: Okay, fine, here's an actual book that's referenced in the wiki article: http://goo.gl/ReODf

Good News, History Lovers…
David Farnsworth was a real guy…

Oh you kids and your red-flag-raising torrenting. It's like none of you ever heard of Usenet binaries groups at ALL.

Definitely this. The day they whip out a multi-year agreement with Warner Bros. (or whoever) for recent content is the day that at least a few of the people who are flipping out right now cool their heels for a bit. But in the short term, the combo of Sony pulling out from the Starz package (even for "renegotiation")…

Tim and Dawn and Jim and Pam
"And it's here that the show advances its single strongest argument: That time spent pining for the co-worker or running up the guy who works across from you (and is really annoying) might ultimately be worth all the desperation and frustration. "

Buy a copy of The Federalist Papers and mark it up with highlighter. Leave it on your coffee table and they'll give it up right away.

Until last year, one of ION's subchannels was a network called Worship, which was basically Christian elevator music playing over clips of waterfalls and leafy trees 24/7. It was as hypnotic as a video yule log, and easily the least obnoxious religious program in America…at least until they started running…

Obviously…
…his career is going through some Yapapai strapation. Also, he hasn't been America's #1 orange goblin since Snooki turned up.

Yeah, that looks like an editorial hiccup. David was born in 1936, and Ricky in 1940.

First thing out of my mind
KINGS. In terms of style and story, that series was going someplace epic. Audience-wise, nobody bothered to show up. So the handful of us who stuck around just shake our heads every time we allow ourselves to think about it.

The worldwide community of fluent Klingon speakers could comfortably sit down for dinner at Western Sizzler.

Anyone caught pulling that trick at News Corp. gets promoted to the board of directors. AND THAT'S FINAL!

I'm calling it right now: by this time next year, CBS lab techs will have produced a surface-level simulacrum of Todd VanDerWerff, suitable for unconditional praise of products of the CBS-Viacom combine.

Yeah seriously, that was a darkly hilarious sequence right there, and proof that Fox lets you get away with shit if you make money.

shit…
Legendary VIDEO failures….
I totally suck.

Mark the date….
Between Shit My Dad Says, Outsourced, and the Blockbuster bankruptcy, September 23, 2010 will probably go down in history as a day of legendary failures.
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THANKYEW! TIP YOUR WAIT STAFF!

As was mentioned in another web forum…
Do NOT Google "meat lily." Especially if you're at work…

That skimpy bio in the Dan DeCarlo book?
If it mentions the Josie and the Pussycats lawsuit, I'll sleep under the house tonight.

Seconded. You're doing God's work, Leonard Pierce.

The Nick Madson situation would be like a cover band ONLY if the cover band never admitted that it was a cover band and just drove around the country claiming that THEY wrote "Born To Run" or whatever and then lied again when Bruce Springsteen's lawyers came around to kick 'em in the nuts. And also (since I want my…