You misspelled "Someone is stealing stuff off my desk when I'm not looking and trying to get a pay raise with it." And in the case of intellectual property, this is how you "fucking deal with it." By making the thief famous for being a thief. Hope this helps.

The only thing that hasn't been mentioned that hit me in the "awesome" spot: that kid's snarky "Who?" after "Winona Ryder knits!"

auuugh Muslin != Muslim….that's what I get for being clever.

The terrible swift fury of ZAC CHESSER!
Hey, Fox News gave us something useful!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2…

Timelords Don't Like Haycorns!
Was I the only one who was getting a House on Pooh Corner vibe from the Doctor trying to figure out what his new mouth wanted to eat? It just added to the fairy story vibe of the opening…

In an ideal world, we'd be halfway through season 2 of Kings right now.

God, I forgot that people on the Internet assume you're a crank just because you SOUND like you're a crank. Sorry, folks. Carry on…

Where was *I* when Conan needed me?
I WAS WATCHING CONAN, just like I have since he took over Late Night, and since he took over Tonight. Sorry, buddy, but if "you're lying if you say you were watching" is all you've got, this is all I can come up with in response. I'm a long-termer.

I still think Pascals Penises would be perfect for the lit lover with a difference. But I'll go instead with Anderson's Pooper 360.

Leno with another talk show? Stop dreaming like a pussy, NBC…
I say they give Jay the Saturday night prime time dead zone (ALL OF IT) and make him the English-language Don Francisco. That's right, Jay Leno doing Sabado Gigante. Hell, *I* might even watch it.

Wait just a minute…people hate the Frank Grimes episode? I am sooooo out of sync with Internet rage.

@Henry: Kino never double-crosses you with indiscriminate needledrop scores…at those prices, they damn well BETTER not. Every release I've seen from them has at least one specially composed score, and sometimes (like the Metropolis DVD) they'll get lucky and dig up the original premeire music.

Metalocalypse recaps?
Yes please. I can see why somebody would get burned out on trying to do that with the entire schedule, but this and VB have the best design values of just about any animated series on the network.

Don't be ridiculous. LOTS of us are aroused by women who want to beat the shit out of us!

Oddly enough, I've really enjoyed where this story arc has pushed Pam. Obviously this is a position she's never been in, and it's been fascinating what this brought out in her.

Line of the night? That's easy…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The way Jenna gave us the dawning horror was the linchpin that sold the entire episode for me.

To be fair, he couldn't say "Ladies and gentlemen, 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' is starting on FX."

Saul of the Molemen? Damn STRAIGHT, Saul of the Molemen…

You want cultural infamy?
How's THIS for cultural infamy? For several months before the release, and about a month or so after, the ads for 12 Rounds were inescapable on any television show that Vince McMahon's company owned. Every 10 minutes, I heard that nasally villain say "It's a GAMMMMMME" to the point where I…

I'd give it B+, or at least a solid B. The shanking at the end saved it from a B- in my book.