"The stunning young ingenue everyone roots for…"
Those Fox ads were getting on my nerves (especially since I usually saw them during American Idol) as much as they were everyone else, but after sitting through the show, I can't WAIT to see what happens next.

One more reason that the 30 Rock writers are going to Hell when they die…and I'll be right with them because I laughed the hardest.

Focus? FOCUS?
Modern Family Guy CAN'T focus. That's what makes it FAMILY GUY…and not American Dad. Ooh! Shiny red ball!

Breaking a butterfly
I propose we send the suits at 30 Rock boxes of dead (plastic) butterflies until our honor is satisfied. Or a plague of rubber frogs. Whatever works best for you.

Kings in exile…again
Well, you'll have to savor this recap for awhile. Variety and TV Week say that NBC is shelving Kings for May sweeps. ""Kings" is still set to finish out its run of original episodes, but not until June, long after the official season has ended. The show will return to Saturdays at 8 on June 13,…

Oh, I dunno…
Put me down in the hater column. The animation didn't even figure into it, since I wasn't feeling it on the writing level. There weren't any characters, there were character types, and what was with all those meta comments right out of the gate? You have to earn a snarky reference to deleted scenes,…

I would've jacked it up to a B…
…just because their streak of episodes that DON'T parody action movies continues unabated.

And Alyssa Milano threatening to sue. Also the Bobby Ewing ending from the Y2K episode.

This has happened before, and it will happen again.

Easy parallel
I think a lot of people tonight now know how it felt to watch the last episode of The Prisoner for the first time. Or Twin Peaks. Take your choice.

Really? The vibe I got was "Chinese Democracy outtake," except Adam couldn't do the growly Axl bits.

Don't be ridiculous, there's no reason it can't be BOTH. I'm a uniter, not a divider.
Sidebar outta nowhere after watching the Larry the Cable Guy Roast: Lisa Lampinelli reminds me of Mr. Herbert during his Little Shop of Horrors fantasy.

I got a very clear message from the Twitty cutaway: This is the space where the B-story would've gone. But hey, the man could sing…

PG: but that's how they ruined Rugrats! Well, that and letting it run at least five years too long, so the comparison still applies.