Yea, like he was trying to please her into getting with him. Because anything other than taking what you want (rape/assault/harassment) and trying to please a woman into getting what you want in a non-alpha way is being “like a bitch”.

Grammar says he made advances toward her in a particularly ineffective way. He tried, but “like a bitch” he failed presumably due to his personality, physical appearance, or by opening his mouth and accidentally speaking where a woman could hear him.

“Hey, girlfriend! Check out that Hot Looking Stud. I’m a commenter with stars, so I can grab his ‘what he packs behind his zipper’!” Sure.

This puzzles me as well, but I can only assume that Donald doesn’t know how to curse and used the term “bitch” when he meant more like “a motherfucker.” As in, “I moved on her like a motherfucker” meaning he went at her full throttle. But who the fuck knows. He’s so stupid.

Aw he has no shame whatsoever, so I don’t fear for my life.

Maybe I should preface some of my more ishy comments with “Reader Discretion Is Advised”?

Aw, thanks. You are no longer an asshole but I am watching you! ;)

Maybe he meant it like “like a motherfucker”, i.e. avidly, but his limited vocabulary fizzled out on him?

My husband and I bought new couches recently and while it was exciting because our old couches are terrible neither of us felt romantic after, we went to In & Out instead

I disgusted myself while writing it. Mainly, because it is entirely plausible when it comes to him.

Les Salles d’Aller... all gilt, all of the time.

I was imagining them wandering around a lazy boy showroom.

My interpretation is that he was a “bitch,” because he tried and failed to seduce her. In Trump’s world, failure is for “bitches.”

And by effort I mean furniture shopping which is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.

I feel like the sentence structure makes him the bitch (I am admittedly not great at parsing sentences)

I also registered confusion on what that means. Garbled Trump speak.

that may be the whole premise but “joke” is not what i’d call it bro

Nah, we’re only worthless when we’re not fuckable and not mothers.

and, what about us women that aren’t mothers? are we just worthless?

Also I don’t think Ms. Hicks understands the definition of “unsubstantiated.” These claims have been substantiated out the ass, IMO.