It was a sandwich. Sourdough sub tuna melt with spinach and onion. Left in front of my door from a food delivery service. It was tasty, after rewarmed and I’d called the printed delivery number which confirmed it was a mistake. Hey - I was a student, and almost anything not pizza from the night before was worth eating.
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When shit hits the fan of puns like me square on from a Gizmodo story, I can’t fail to illicit groans willingly. Thankyou :) Though I doubt current machine tool manufacturers for Chiclets are shaking in their boots from these latest revelations about wombat poop. Someone should tell these scientists that manufacturers…
OK - Older Europeans will require more social interaction with a live family memeber of friend if they don’t have someone showing them which sites to “favorite” - or how to download legit app w icons etc. Or can’t figure how to Google it and apply instructions. Future Shock is a u know what. If you can’t Google it -…
The latest Beetles’ insides was as “legit” as “Fahrvergnügen” and Volkswagen diesel emission tests. Next time you “honor” The Bug in such a way - just call it The Volkwagen Cockroach for how it should scurry away in shame for a crack in the wall. And yes, I’m apparently too old to not know bringing up…
Oh - I already posted here. Dagnammit.
I just don’t have the exhaustian points for another CARTOONISHLY INDULGENT Teen Angst Dark Fairytale World when my once always aspiring to be GREATER nation turned into a SWAMP lorded over by an ex-KGB agent, now turned Authoritarian State $trongman, turning America’s once and always hopeful Greatness and world…
Being an absolute maven for personal safety - when I go to my job, black smithing firey bits of iron - there are sparks everywhere - which is why I only spray sun screens combined with an abestos aerosole. They make it in countries that understand regulations are for “pussies and communists” - so I feel like a real…
If something like 1 to 3 times the size of the Earth did smash into Uranus - OF COURSE Ur moons would never be the same! Duh - silly ASStrophysicists. But you shouldn’t be mooning others anyway - that would be as immature as this and every other comment I’ve read here...
Just another sunset in L.A. Apparently people here blame some dragon named Smog. I wonder if its related to the Rivendell one. Anyone know?
Just another sunset in L.A. Apparently people here blame some dragon named Smog. I wonder if its related to the Rivendell one. Anyone know?
Just another sunset in L.A. Apparently people here blame some dragon named Smog. I wonder if its related to the Rivendell one. Anyone know?
To put an end to this “controversy” of what’s the most relatable object for average Big Butt Americans to understand the length and width of big but now dead beasties that’d make your ‘roided up flea bitten alpha male pit bulls flee in cretaceous horror... is the average 86" length sofa.
“We” didn’t do anything to ourselves. 2.9 million more voted for someone else. General presidential elections are not by “We the people”. They are still done by appointed Electoral College elites. The only thing “we” did to ourselves was not “collectively uproar” to rid ourselves of the legacy of anti-democratic…
That’s too much artistic and film sense for a $OULE$$ $TUDIO exec $IGNING off on a clear to see runaway Mummified ego driven Tom CRUI$E CLU$TER$UCK. But at least they knew it when they did it - so they’re “clearly not” to blame. Typical Hollywood cuckoldry allowing a $UPER$TAR ego run over a project with good money…
Above, there’s probably important advice about managing sexpectations like a sensible accountant. But not sure - I didn’t get past the first couple sentences. But only because I’m not yet ready to read “helpful” articles that make sex so damn sensible... and boring. Call me defective or immature. But NEVER…
Wow. DONNY MEATHEAD thinks hand sumo is “world diplomacy”. Or is he trying to self-inflict problems THAT WEREN’T there before with allies as he shares intelligence bungling intel assets to the Russians, ISIS etc..., weakens NATO for Putin, ceding leadership on decreasing Industrially Accelerated Climate Change for a…
Waiting to see Trump eventually shake hands with his master, Putin, who authentically knows judo and knows how to out grapple any hand grip his dog, Donny, might try to apply as a show of fake independence from his owner. Can’t wait...
If you were Gen X you might feel Less Than Zero chance as Warner Bros and Friends must be on blow putting out guano-fests since AFTER the Nolans jumped off the director/writer chairs like Bats outta Hell.
You gotta warn us if you use Kelly Anne in a picture like that. I nearly shat my pants for godsakes! At least I had the comfort a xenomorph was just a FICTIONAL creation - but now? “Thanks” for the inevitable nightmares!
When creativity is in short supply - desperately hit ‘em with a big PUKE YELLOW anvil as a logo and “convince” them it’s green. Hoping this batch of TV execs aren’t as clueless as they are color blind. The Expanse rocks so there’s some hope :)