I was in Dubai last year for work. Here’s the little friend I made:

It really is. I have to give credit to the Dubai Ruling Body for making major changes in their humane treatment of stray cats here, as they just used to round them up and euthanize them.

spit-roasted Ann would be stringy.

Roasting Ann Coulter is like roasting a Slim Jim.

I forgot that the Muslim world shares an obsession with cats with the U.S.

I hope those kitties can get a break from that heat! That is too many Fahrenheits.

Zero ways. I want to fuck Ann Coulter zero ways from any day of the week.

Of course. The heat done my head scrambled!

Absolutely. Stray cats are taken great care of here in Dubai. My wife and I have adopted five street cats and they are now a permanent, loving part of our family. We belong to a group called Bin Kitty on Facebook and we message other people in the group if we find a cat in need or in danger, and vice versa. There are…

I’ll be that guy: is someone taking care of that family of cats? Like, making sure their fed/getting them to the vet/etc?

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

No, the resort would be built by Mexicans, and Trump would refuse to pay.

I showed up to a tennis meet up not long ago, and all of the women were in actual tennis outfits. The skirts, the tennis tops, visors, etc. I rolled up in a t-shirt and capris with pockets. One woman actually refused to talk to me. Even though we were playing on the same court. Bitch this isn’t a Country Club, you’re…

You forgot the rapists and the wife beaters.

When America sends its people to Mexico, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending me. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing hairpieces. They’re bringing bankruptcies. They’re con-artists. And some, I assume,…

That was supposed to include this image:

Don’t lie you know that she doesn’t take up any space.

There’s more room now that Ann Coulter has crawled out.

I know he is a quack, Sean Hannity is still stuck in Trump’s ass...

Well, like, that’s just your opinion, man.