Rofl I came here just for this and was not dissapointed

Reign, North, Saint....Are these children or New York’s Hottest Club?

That’s my mom: remarkably classy (until she turned into a Grandma™ a couple years ago and started buying the craziest shit).

I read somewhere that cats like the taste of it for some reason. Blech.

My mom had little brass plaques made for our bathrooms saying not to flush anything but TP (and that includes kleenex, y’all!).

It makes tons of sense here in CA, too, because drought.

Cats are assholes but why the fuck are they so cute?

Those people never grew up with an ancient septic system. Trust me, when your septic tank backs up and floods your house because you used one square too much of TP, you’ll never flush a tampon EVER.

I don’t think you want a product designed to break down as fast as toilet paper to be shoved all up in you.

I’ve been flushing an awful lot of responses today thanks to the SB shooting posts. Is that okay?

Oooo... Shauna

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

One Thanksgiving a Jezebel writer made a blog post about someone who made sourdough with their yeast infection. It was grossest thing ever, and it was awesome.

I think my husband would cease to exist.

If you could lose weight by farting, every single one of my uncles would look like the Machinist.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

When I was sixteen, my whole family got together at our house for Thanksgiving. This is a big extended family, all of whom are complete drunks. I was in my hippie phase and used to like to make people sit around and listen to me play the guitar and sing Dar Williams songs (sorry, guys). After a particularly…

Tarantino is a fantastic filmmaker and I’d argue that his films are exactly the opposite of what you’ve criticized him of here.