I read a really interesting piece about how when Holmes was being lauded all of the photos used of her were extremely flattering and always from the same angles and after her fraud was exposed suddenly articles starting being accompanied by photos where her hair is wonky, she’s got a weird expression, etc. I wish I…

Fucked a guy in a field who was wearing a fox tail on the last night of a pagan festival in Texas. Spent 30 minutes looking for my $50 bra (seriously, wtf was I doing wearing an expensive bra to a pagan festival?!), only to walk back to camp and find it was wrapped around my leg the whole time. Never saw him again. 

That’s only because he was severely handicapped. The mom didn’t dress Ralphie up in all that gear, only Randy. She had to handicap Randy to keep him contained.  Otherwise he would have snapped Farkus’ neck.

I had spinal fusion surgery two weeks ago and although I can shower all I want is to take a long, hot bath...with wine. A few years ago I had two ribs removed and after coming home from the hospital a few days later - sans showers - I was in dire need of a shower but needed my daughter to get in and wash my hair for…

Paraphrasing a text exchange I read online:

I actually kind of empathize with Jennifer Lawrence in a way...I have that same dry sense of humor that once in a blue moon gets me into trouble.

Haven’t gotten regular polish since I tried gel. Life-changing. Here’s my current

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

Pardon, fair maiden, I’m hoping you will
Attend my abode for some Netflix & chill.

Secret Squirrel? Now there’s an obscure ‘70s reference.

The Bump for Red October

put a (chocolate) bird on it.

And her chocolate store is called CACAO??

Lindley is a Carrie Brownstein character.

I used to love looking through that catalog! My grandma was the queen of catalogs and Lillian Vernon was always my favorite. I’d actually take it home and page through it before bedtime, because, I don’t know, I was a weird kid.

Living in LA, I see these being ridden a lot, and invariably, well over half of the people riding them are busy staring at their smartphones and are wearing big can headphones (Beats usually). I’m just waiting for the moment when one rides into traffic and gets creamed or mows down a mother carrying her baby, or lays…

Because of how washed out this photo is, and because the bottom part with the lace is cropped out, I actually saw this and thought, “Huh. Celine Dion got married in a hotel bathrobe. Cool.”

re: this whole article

Little did you know the entire room was just filled with undercover bloggers with made-up personas trying to infiltrate the event.

Here’s my personal favorite