True story:

I had in-ear headphones, rather pricey, that I had to hide because the little bugger would chew the shit out of the part that went in the ear. Luckily the in-ear silicone part was replaceable, because he would be sleeping at the other end of the house and somehow would KNOW if I took them out, and there chewing on…

That is a remarkably classy way to address the issue!

I had a cat that was NUTS about earwax! Odd little creatures they are.

Ah yes, septic tanks in my rural childhood home. The waste needed to be pumped out every few years. I learned young not to flush anything but TP.

They’re killing The Vane and Kitchenette too. Looks like I'll be getting way more work done in the near future.

THEY KILLED THE VANE??! ::Seething with rage::

Alice Cooper is an amazingly nice person. He is quite actively involved in the community here in Phoenix, and has opened a teen center and awesome thrift shop (which has a section of celebrity memorabilia to help fund it), just three miles down the street from my apartment.

“Shwen”

This is probably not the case with this post, but I wanted to let others who are reading know that it is possible to reconnect with a lost friend!

My husband and I got involved and were friends with a large community of people when we moved to our current city. We volunteered and gave back to the community extensively, and had some very close friends within the group. We would all pitch in and help when someone’s family was having problems. Until my husband…

But (serious question here... I’m not trying to be an ass), if somebody was talking about a bun hairdo, would you automatically expect it to be on a woman? Because I think I would. I just see the term “man bun” as literally a bun on a man. It is often specified due to the (former? changing?) societal norms. In other…

Mmmmm, yes. And macaroni salad (in which I also tend to add a bit of egg), which is one of our summer favorites.

The most bland pasta ever. Every decent Italian place I've ever eaten salts the water when boiling the pasta!

I put a bit of dill relish in my tuna salad. The family loves it!

Am I the only one who thinks she bears a striking resemblance to Tonya Harding? (I swear, I’m not trying to be a horrible person.)

I'm surprised that getting caught didn't scare the shit out of her.

I was 15 and dating a guy “seriously” for the first time. We’d been seeing each other for a year and had started making out with each other basically whenever and wherever we had the chance (ah, those teenage pubescent hormones). His family went to church regularly, and I participated though neither he nor I were…

Are you an Ohio State fan? :-)

Unfortunately, I’ve tried the pill and other hormonal methods to eliminate my periods (severe PMDD), and it makes me spot/bleed and cramp all month long. I hated life during that time. I hate life for about a week out of every month. I really don’t want to go for a drastic surgery, but I don’t want kids and I’m 40. I…