This is Nissan's reply to the recent article calling them boring. I can imagine some Nissan engineer on Jalopnik, then suddenly his vision goes red "I'll show those motherfuckers boring."

"If no one buys this car, I will."

I'm American, but I'm Mexican so most of the time I'll read an "i" as "ee" first. And softening the d isn't a big deal (especially after having some whiskey HEYYYOOOOO).

That's a good point. What exactly is there to say? I imagine most of the answers are some variation of YA BRO WE BOUT TO WIN THIS SHIT.

Sounds like Gahnd-EEE with emphasis on EEE. So I haven't been saying it wrong then!

I know nothing of Lynch (or sports in general), so I'm curious as to why you say that. Is he all athlete and no brains? Or is he just being crucified because he doesn't want to deal with media pricks?

You obviously have never been here for more than a week. Especially where I live (hint: it's a desert).

sigh...is this what you do when you wander away from Jalopnik?

How is it pronounced? Gandhi isn't a fixture of my vocabulary, but I'd rather not butcher it.

That's going further than I ever would. I'd wash it, and that's about it.

In southern California?

I'd buy a truck for one reason only: work. So I wouldn't care. I would try to take care of it the best I can, but I'm not going to freak out over dents and scratches.

If history is any indication, Lexus will continue to offer them until 2030.

Your opinions and insights are fascinating. Please hang out with me at a party some time soon. And be sure to start every sentence with "umm....actually...."

You're cool.

You left out the part where you have this skill and that makes your opinion valuable.

Since you have nothing to hide, please allow them to install a camera in your shower.

Imagine it in Ghostface's voice, and it just works. Punctuation and proper sentence structure just wouldn't be right.

No. Shit, I wish I could write like that. He's on another level.

He saves his best for Drake, usually. Also, check out his screenplay.