Classic Lambos look great.  I love the old 350 GTs.

I don’t think we will ever put this genie back in the bottle. This is the reason I don’t go to live sporting events anymore. It’s like going to church. I feel like I’m being watched to see if I am showing the proper amount of patriotism. When I did go to games, I would casually sneak away to the restroom during the…

Yes, nothing scares republican voters more than loaded labels. They are buzzwords that republican politicians keep in a side holster and whip out whenever they want to get a crowded foaming at the mouth and seething with hatred.

BEAST MODE

Eventually she will get used to the taste of shit if she hasn’t already.

And the Dems response will be, “Now is not the time to bring up the Alaska situation.  We would not want to do anything that would cause division.”

Of course they are, republican tv pundits just go off whatever talking points the white house sends them.  

You mean the ones that Putin keeps in a jar on his bedside table?  It’s probably a pretty small jar.  

Yes

Yesterday was opposite day.  Vlad and I had it all planned out.  In our super secret no girls allowed meeting, we had decided we were going to play a trick on the fake news media and come out and say the exact opposite of the truth.  Everyone fell for it.  Ahhh, good times.  

No SWATing please.

Anderson had to given himself an out so not to be perceived as “biased”. Rather than call it like it is and piss off a bunch of MAGAtards.

Just stupid.

Whataboutism at its finest here.

That’s the scary part.  Is we are no less susceptible to it than we were two years ago.  

Pretty cut and dry and in case there was any doubt to the president’s motives, he tweeted before hand that it was the US’s fault for the current state of relations with Russia. Way to throw your whole fucking country under the bus, donnie.

He only said something because it would look worse if he said nothing at all.  Don’t put too much confidence in that spineless piece of shit.  

Turns out we were the problem all along.

Then this happened this morning. Who’s side is this asshole on?

The center is the new left, and the right is the new center.