Almost as good as Robert Kraft’s latest video, celebrating his release.

Wanted for questioning:

I was under the impression that a Hummer couldn’t get you pregnant.

That’s Senator Rock to you sir.

Yes it was an LM-002, and to add to your chagrin, for daughter, read granddaughter!

“To the death?”

Fail Rated.

Instead, you performed the digital equivalent of sticking your penis out of your trousers.

Maybe he drove through a curling match?

Alright so your justification is that it *prevents* you from tasting the wine. And that’s *good*. Because most people don’t want to taste the wine?

The last pull quote basically says this.

I told you that Jif GIF would be a grifter’s gift, and here already we are!

These are sold throughout Latin America and seem to be popular. The only thing I’ve noticed from riding in them is that the driver and the passenger are very close, probably not a bad thing with the girlfriend.

No, wait. A Plymouth Furry.

To be fair, it says right there on the back of the truck “DODGE”.

Loud cars are irritating anyways.

The Far Side knows. 

something something Oregon’s cars are doomed