That statement makes no sense. A FWD will not trounce any AWD. That’s just silly.

Yes. Put snow tires on your AWD or 4WD vehicle and you will be able to consistently drive to ski areas in the winter when storms are hitting. I concur with your assessment.

Snow. Some of us live where it snows, and want to snowboard when it, you know, snows.

That is absolutely a wife beater. A tank top is a tank top. A wife beater has the sleeves cut off. At least, in the parlance with which I’m familiar.

Check the gross vehicle weight. If it’s north of 26k, you need a CDL to drive it home.

The one with the mustache. Her green shirt looks brand new.

I mean, sure it’s nightmare fuel. But, you’d have a guaranteed revenue stream from alt-right bros with the “clan rooms”.

John McCain needs to recover from surgery so he can return to Washington and vote to remove health care access for twenty million Americans.

Hyperbole is the absolute best thing that’s ever happened in the history of the world. Ever.

Yes, beware the pink milkshake! So much cheaper and easier to replace the radiator (especially while it’s out for the timing belt/water pump replacement) than to trash your transmission when the tranny/coolant barrier breaches!

Can we also talk about too many hashtags? I’m not sure how many are too many, and to each her own, but that seems like too many.

Fuck your sponsorship money. There are peoples’ safety and lives on the line.

Not to be a dick (that means I’m gonna be a dick), but:

Ambien seems risky, with all of the crazy stories that I’ve heard about people doing crazy shit while on it. I’d be afraid that I’d end up like this guy.

Have you looked up “Michigan basement” on urban dictionary?

David, I have an ‘06 Dakota with the 4.7L. When it’s really hot out (95°F+) and I’m driving at highway speeds, especially uphill, it starts to overheat. In stop and go traffic at the same temperature, the temp rises slightly but never overheats. I suspect that it’s due to the relatively small radiator and the…

Yup. Lacrosse bro. I was speculating that TexLax84 is a dude-bro from Texas who was born in 1984 and plays lacrosse. Thereby making it hard for me to hear “hood word. Stack up yo papah son.” 

Good lord. Hood word from a lax bro is just too much.

The Aquazzura shoes are so much more elegant. The Trump ones look crude and low quality. I mean, that’s what I would expect, but it’s glaringly obvious with the side by side comparison.

Shouldn’t he rock and roll all night, and party every day?