How do you remove the rind with the knife heel?

Kam’s not wearing a romper. It’s a two piece.

Sigh. Daddy dom/little girl. Fuck this world.

Right? I don’t mean to kink shame, and it’s cool that *your* kink isn’t mY kink, but as the father of a teen woman, this one just creeps me the fuck out.

Haha, wow. I live in Idaho. I use my phone for navigation in the backcountry for backpacking, mountaineering, backcountry snowboarding, et cetera. Your phone can use the same satellite signal as your secondary device, plus it can take pretty pictures of the places you go. You just need to get an app that stores the…

Is Jeter into rusty sheriffs’ badges?

I’ve never understood the revulsion that some people experience when they hear the words moist and doilies. Thanks to you, I can now emphasize after reading the word Gwake.

Coincidentally, I just learned what dd/lg means. After I googled it. After I saw it in a Tinder profile. *shudders*

The poor girl was just wasted. Let she among us who hasn’t been white girl wasted cast the first round of shots.

People still pay money for a stand alone device without real time map updates with a fraction of the computing power of the device that’s already in their pocket?

Albeit a very tiny store.

Most ghost writers take a creative approach, like getting attention through the judicious use of chain rattling, then presenting their case in a wavering voice.

Unfortunately, ever time I use this calculator it says, “tomorrow.”

See also: My late night TV program exploring the streets of Reno, called “Look, a hooker!”

A New England Institute of Art grad who hustles 80 hours a week in sales?

I think school boy may have left out that he’s never worked a day in his life, and has no life skills since his mom still cooks his meals and does his laundry. His real fear has nothing to do with finding a job. He has crippling fear of unclutching that teat and taking flight from the nest. (I heart mixed metaphors)…

I love Mr Rodgers, but why does he have this chair on set? (NSFW)

It’s aerodynamic for racing.

Didn’t you hear Trump today pronouncing the US as a Christian nation? Constitution be damned.

Rumor has it, she’s still out there somewhere.