Way to change the subject when you get called out on your meme being Russian propaganda bullshit. Well done.

Russia Today certainly seems like a credible source. Way to set the gullible left straight.

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For the same reason that shooting underhanded (“granny style”) freethrows in basketball will yield a higher percentage. The more variables one can eliminate from a sports motion, the greater one’s ability to consistently repeat that motion. When the soccer shot involves rotating the ball at the correct angle and…

No timing belt covers?! That must require a 1200 mile service interval.

Wait, I’m confused. If you’re claiming a link between law breaking and your tiered levels of assholeness, wouldn’t tier 1 be more severe than tier 2? Like first degree murder versus second degree murder? People who are inconsistent are assholes. Fact.

Subaru? I did my 2.5L SOHC timing belt, water pump, cam shaft and oil pump seals, pulleys, etc in about three hours, and I was taking my sweet time.

Wolves are hunted in Idaho.

They taste like raccoon.

Please don’t boil broccoli.

I’m no golf pro, but is that not a terrible swing? He looks like he almost falls over on his follow through. Is that from being terrible at golf, or just from being a fat, soft, weak loser?

I suppose rounds of golf take less time when every <6' putt is a gimme and you take a free drop on every bad lie.

Use funds from those same “nonprofits” to buy paintings of himself, sports memorabilia, dates with models, and pay legal settlements?

No dude. No. I refuse to believe he will play more than 288 rounds of golf as President, and that’s assuming he finishes the first term.

Classic example of using the word “honestly” when you have no intention of being honest in the subsequent statement.

The political Broken Arrow.

As the Trump camp claims that the real crime was the leaks, and not the illicit contact with Russian intelligence or the ensuing cover-up, I think it’s important to remember this:

“I hire the best people.”

Except sometimes the reason isn’t buried very deeply. In this case, it’s the owner’s financial support of fucked up legislation that prevents me from giving the company any business.

Except sometimes the reason isn’t buried very deeply. In this case, it’s the owner’s financial support of fucked up…

Especially if you hate legal marijuana. Fuck Discount Tire.

Especially if you hate legal marijuana. Fuck Discount Tire.