Glocks don’t have a safety.

I’ll leave this here for you, because it artfully expounds on the post-truth concept, and also because your day will seem richer when it includes an anthropomorphic fish uttering the phrase “dystopian hellscape”. 

This is always my question about conspiracy theories such as chem trails. If there’s no plausible motivation, then the whole premise of the supposed transgression seems suspect.

1 concussion + 3 spinal cracks = ok

What the fuck is wrong with the derailleur cable housing? And why are they running full length housing. Are Kona bikes now made by Huffy?

are u a moron??

If Trump is the girl, is the guy Brian Williams?

Seriously? Whole Foods. Hands down. Unless you just want to check out MILF butts in yoga pants. In that case, WF wins.

Can’t run a campaign, but can TOTALLY RUN THE COUNTRY!!1!

Dr. Carson is deciding who among his campaign staff is sponge-worthy.

God has a flight plan.

Why not dark complected, Middle Eastern, but totally not Muslim Jesus?

That microphone is begging to be photoshopped.

Oh no...

There’s always room for J-E-L-L-Rape!

When the shithead hits the fans?

BYU Things

Ben Carson is the Republican analogue of Kim Jung Il.

She wouldn’t understand.

I feel like just hearing the Jets’ inspirational locker room talks would be a recipe for guaranteed failure, so the suspicion that the Pats would purposefully try to listen makes no sense to me.