+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

“If the Democrats had just agreed to passing our draconian voter suppression legislation, the esteemed Mr. Harris wouldn’t have been forced to resort to using alternate means for the path to his well deserved victory. Mr. Harris is the obvious victim here,”

He wanted to make a movie about his daddy; but, his father was an unremarkable man. So, he stole the legacy of a talented musician and the history of Black Americans to elevate his father’s average life (and make some money).

“Anti-Sanders?”

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Let’s Remember Some Dives

trump and all of his supporters are racist fucking scum. Never fuck a Republican.

They probably have a rolodex of POC and every name on speed dial, and probably some cash and gift cards to Golden Corral  ready for those situations

Harder for who? The dipshits that voted for him and keep supporting him or the morally bankrupt GOP officials that keep enabling him?

‘And if you didn’t, that didn’t happen.”

“It’s not high treason, it’s alternative loyalty.”

I feel like every time Giuliani speaks, Mueller has to fill out paperwork for an extra month. 

If the collusion happened, it happened a long time ago

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”