DeSantis is right to be mad. Rick Scott is a terrible friend. The media is barely covering the fact that Rick Scott waited for hours before ambushing the DeSantis family dog. After wrapping his body around the DeSantis family pet and slowly suffocating it can you believe that Rick Scott proceeded to unhinge his jaw…

Allow me to help address the “Will this be the point where it goes too far for the GOP” possibility you’re pondering, with the following in depth response:

Tom Brady. Duh.

Clemson’s fanbase is smaller therefore avoidable, and it’s not like we’re inundated with Wake Forest fans hilariously claiming victory like a Mississippi State or Tennessee fan does when Bama wins.

As Clemson fan in Birmingham, I’m looking forward to hearing the hot takes around town all day.

Nick Saban said the real championship is the memories that his team has formed along the way. 

PAWL! PAAAAAWWWWWWLLLL!!!! EET’S TIME FER SABAN TO GO! THA GAYME HAS PASSED HEEM BY!!!!

He looks like Matthew McConaughey fucked a Predator in the back of a Lincoln and bore a lovechild. 

He looks like he either has a 14" penis or a spherical one

Lawrence looks like he should play “Pink” Floyd in the “Dazed and Confused” reboot.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

You are of course free to carry on this lonely crusade, King Canute, but the fact is that Cleveland’s history officially stayed in Cleveland. Ravens fans don’t care about or feel any connection to Otto Graham or Bernie Kosar.

Nothing wrong with divorcing an abusive spouse. Bring on the breakdown.

I regret that I have but one star to give (and that it won’t ungray you anymore).

Well, sadly, you are right to think that. Many men are all too eager to jump on any reason regardless of how factually inaccurate, or flat out false, it may be to exonerate the abuser. And in accepting these “reasons” men choose to ignore the complexity of relationships. Even good relationships can be hard and are frau…

Going mad scientist with mac and cheese is one of my favorite ways to treat myself. Specialty grocers like Whole Foods sometimes sell tiny misshaped blocks of weird cheeses, and I’ll often swing by and grab a couple of them to chuck into the saucepan.

Oh, we are NOT fucking doing this again, having the vote shut down by astroturfed protestors. Not in 2018, Satan.

It was only a matter of time before we remade the 2000 election recount farce; reboots are so hot right now.

I tripped Mother Superior on the way to Mass? WHAT!? Seriously - these scumbags.

The press is actually kicking the shit out of Trump right now....this is the most assertive I’ve seen the collective WH media be while questioning him.