Drew, you’re my favorite writer on my favorite site. Thanks to you and the entire Deadspin team for a fucking decade in my life, at least, of unparalleled journalism and entertainment. Every day I came here, it is going to take a while to unlearn... Fuck Spanfeller and G/O...

Welcome to the discussion “Doctor”

Yeah, the thought had occurred to me when I typed that.

If this jerkoff is going to stay in office then the LEAST he can do is be lips-to-ass for every citizen of color to be found in the Commonwealth. This is a start, keep it coming.

Just this. I can’t even listen to sports radio because these chucklefucks are out there preening about how they were the underdog. Fuck you! Nobody thinks you are the underdog...

What a pathetic screed this comment is. I can only hope that the resulting hard-on you got from banging out this two-sentence hunk of meaningless triggered horseshit made you feel better about your dick size...

The state of the union as it currently exists really boils down to two primary objectives:

So you’re saying I should buy nothing but crypto?

Of course, we all know that surviving the possibility of an abortion is only a small part of the battle for life, since there’s always that guy standing next to his trusty creep-van, ready to finish the job.

Scott is a sentient bag of dicks and DeSantis is a sack of racist assholes. Misfortune of any sort could not have happened to a couple of bigger pieces of shit and I hope they encounter nothing but misery in their new offices for the entirety of their already way-too-long terms of office. Glad to hear that misery…

Around 60% of the US population voted, 46% of that 60% for trump. Rounded up that’s 28%. That’s not 50% of the country.

Roughly 28% of the country voted for trump.

Would like to state for the record that I hate this shit. I come from TN and I despise Alabama and its fan base all year long. I never understand and I pity all the vols fans who claim some sort of “victory” or “solidarity” when Alabama wins a title. It happens a LOT, and it’s really pathetic.

Whatever one’s thoughts on the severity of the issue, it is unassailable that its 100% her own damn fault that she had the DNA test done and published the results in such a manner. She deserves the backlash from it and she definitely deserves to have her fitness to run for president against trump questioned.

Take all of David Cordish’s money, and his shitty son’s money, and all his shitty billionaire friends’ money, and spend that on social housing, homeless shelters, and public services.

Of course, what you say makes perfect sense. But for the willfully ignorant, it’s anything but clear.

“I did what I had to do for the person I love; I thought that he would change”

Cue the “HOW DARE YOU SHIT ON OUR ONLY GOOD CANDIDATE!!1!” crowd. I know they say ignorance is bliss but it seems so much more onerous than all that.

Yea its great. The Winn Dixie closest to my house got gentrified a few years back and they have a ton of cheese options. I would buy multiples wedges that were layers of different cheeses stacked on top of each other. I definitely got pretty weird with it.