I said “hop in.”

Jezspin forever

That’s a Buick?

How am I suppose to be hungry for a W when I’m filling up on turnovers?

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

You’re really hearing it more and more.

Never noticed Swayze’s weird look of creepiness right at the end. If I knew nothing about this movie and you put a loud sting right at the end there and cut out, I would think it’s a horror film

I defy anyone to find a word that better describes Trump’s speaking style than “honks.”

You have ruined my libido. 

Having access to and actually going in and reading are two different things. He doesn’t read anything that has more than 140 characters.

Think about this:

Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

People want replay because they can’t live with the perceived unfairness of their team doing everything right (or at least doing enough right to win), and having success taken from them arbitrarily from a third-party. And yet, many of these same people will vote for Republicans. 

*pushes glasses up*

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

And honestly the thing to do if you see someone on FaceTime while driving is sideswipe them as hard as possible without hurting anyone and then collecting some sweet insurance money. What’s their defense going to be if they dispute the claim, when you can just say they were on FaceTime and not paying attention?…