Thank you for lending your expertise in this.

Fuck Pompei for acting like this is a normal, good thing & fuck Gase for being THAT asshole boss who doesn’t leave his employees alone ever. The fact that he’s a mediocre coach just adds the cherry on the shit sundae.

she thinks hugs are a little bit more appropriate at my age.

that particular wiper assembly is incredibly expensive and involved to replace and to install - i assume that when it went bad, it was simpler and more cost-effective to just replace the vehicle around it.

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

Don’t worry too much about him, though. Mudiay has a lot of experience with shooting for 3 and missing.

“I already promised it to the hot dog guy, sorry bro.”

If you taunt the refs, they will find a way to screw you over.  The only people who the Warriors have to blame here are themselves.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

What a coincidence. I don’t want to see a video of Robert Kraft getting a hand job. I happen to like having eyeballs.

Nodding.

You motherfucker, take your star and die!

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

Any yankee who moves to the South and objects to the racism is pissing in the wind but piss you must.

Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Let’s go to the video tape!

If that’s “broken beyond repair”, then I’m a “pile of sentient bone-mush”

Well yeah, not with that attitude.