#NailedIt 

I really hope his finally rambling and incoherent words come while facing a firing squad. 

I like your style. Now I’m off for a quick drive in my wife’s Nissan Cube.

LET’S GOOOOO!!!

I, however, would have been extremely disappointed had I watched it through to the end and NOT heard at least one casual fuckaroonie.

Your fucks are appreciated. 

But can the robot reproduce itself in cities all over the country in sync with a professional sports schedule?

This is what arrogance wins you. 

Dad, I thought we talked about these fake accounts? Mom doesn’t think you’re funny, nobody thinks you’re funny. Get off of the internet and put down the Gen1 Kindle Fire!

Now that’s what I call a “Kraft Single”. 

But is there a crash bar? IsIgnedInwiththegoogle may not understand all of the obvious replies, so anyone want to say it again, with feeling?

I can’t get past, “With the release of those documents”.

Frank Knows Best

I couldn’t scroll to the crack-pipe section of the poll fast enough.

Sorry, but you can’t wear that ugly fucking jacket on TV and complain about anyone else’s excessive anything.

This had me laughing so hard it took nearly 10 seconds to gather my mouse control trying to click to see the replies. You glorious bastard.

Yeah... that’s not how that went down at all. You drinkin’ again, Bart?

And here I sit with a 6 phase erection. Thanks, guys.

These companies think they’re so powerful until they piss off people who’s wives work for multinational multi housing brokerage firms, have worked with them before, and can ask that these contracts not be forced upon tenants as a condition of future relations. Wanna buy/sell through the big boys? Don’t be douchebags.

They’re great until you forget about them for a few months and the ice “burns”. That horrid smell/flavor is then impossible to remove.

They also make a would-be good drink taste like dogshit. I’ll order a chalk flavored beverage if that’s the flavor I’m looking for.

I want to buy it so I can light it on fire in front of the former owner while chanting “Hail Satan!”. Who’s in?